Thumbs up or down for Offical Lance armstrong's ego comeback tour thread? Will Lance's head actually fit into france come July the 4th? Same battime same batchannel?
We are, once again, In Winter. it's 'The Holidays', for all the big Tribal Monotheisms, who stridently proclaim 'Peace on Earth', while quietly maintaining that the only piece the non-believers will get is enough earth to cover them, at least until a UN investigative committee belatedly comes in to do some digging and uncovers the jolly field of bones in the mass graves, and they're only likely to even have a chance of that in various Third World hellholes (that are not currently occupied by anyone who can say 'No'). As a registered, numbered, disapproved of and watched 'Pagan', may I just say to all of you: Bless you all, in this Season of cold and of dearth, and if your hearts are open, may you remain here on Earth. Raise your children in what you regard as your Faith, but do so without teaching them violence and hate. If you honour your mother, then honour the earth, it's the only place known that has given Life birth. You can mock me, and laugh, but remember me this, on your heads, from a great height, I will certainly piss. And he exclaimed to them all, as he shuffled away, I WILL USE A SET OF ICE TONGS AND LOBSTERS FORKS TO RIP THE SOULS OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU LITTLE BASTARDS OUT THROUGH YOUR ARSEHOLES IF YOU GIVE ME ANY LIP, SEE IF I DON'T, YOU PISS SODDEN SONS OF MONGREL DOGS... and he waved from his sleigh.
Dosomefinkland (CP) In a startling revelation earlier this morning that interested no one, returned forum poster Sito Origami a.k.a. Buck Bacaw a.k.a. Bitter_Glamour_Chick attempted to reveal "the answer is yes" in the Shoutbox but was unable to do so in another turn of events that has once again bored onlookers to tears. In a stunning bit of magnanimity that brought renewed fits of yawns from small children and housepets, he instead blew kisses to the crowd and rode off on the horse he originally rode in on as a fresh-faced young member of the community straight from the political bunfights of the battlefront general forum. It was a high horse, by all accounts, mildly annoyed at being madly raked with a set of chromed spurs as he was steered towards the second star to the right. "That boy's not right in the head," noted forum curmudgeon Sean A. Chai was heard to grumble into a glass of paint thinner. Responding to a muffled "Whaddya plans now, Mikey?" as he galloped back the way he came, Origami shrugged over his shoulder, and wobbled unsteadily, but was seen to be holding the reins loose.
I thought she might if the mood was right, so I set my mind to woo her. She said she would for a cord of wood, so I gave the log right to her. Happy St. Patty's Day!
That lawyer woman who did Wallmart on behalf of the worker's break time. If you want your journalism to tell you her name, you have to read the Tehran Times.