Thumbs up or down for Offical Lance armstrong's ego comeback tour thread? Will Lance's head actually fit into france come July the 4th? Same battime same batchannel?
We are, once again, In Winter. it's 'The Holidays', for all the big Tribal Monotheisms, who stridently proclaim 'Peace on Earth', while quietly maintaining that the only piece the non-believers will get is enough earth to cover them, at least until a UN investigative committee belatedly comes in to do some digging and uncovers the jolly field of bones in the mass graves, and they're only likely to even have a chance of that in various Third World hellholes (that are not currently occupied by anyone who can say 'No'). As a registered, numbered, disapproved of and watched 'Pagan', may I just say to all of you: Bless you all, in this Season of cold and of dearth, and if your hearts are open, may you remain here on Earth. Raise your children in what you regard as your Faith, but do so without teaching them violence and hate. If you honour your mother, then honour the earth, it's the only place known that has given Life birth. You can mock me, and laugh, but remember me this, on your heads, from a great height, I will certainly piss. And he exclaimed to them all, as he shuffled away, I WILL USE A SET OF ICE TONGS AND LOBSTERS FORKS TO RIP THE SOULS OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU LITTLE BASTARDS OUT THROUGH YOUR ARSEHOLES IF YOU GIVE ME ANY LIP, SEE IF I DON'T, YOU PISS SODDEN SONS OF MONGREL DOGS... and he waved from his sleigh.
Every time I hear somebody start to say, "Don't blame me," I want to pump a round into the chamber 'cause I know they've screwed something up really, really bad.
If Keano is old enough to vote, he would vote for National Communist Party of Egoistic Libertarians aka 'stealing software and smoking pot' party. I do wish the Britons would educate our population enough, so that 'Silly Party' would establish a branch here: I think Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin is quite sensible enough compared to people like Keano.