CIA

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Hires evil scientists for undercover missions in exotic locales.

See Also

Certified Internal Auditor. Culinary Institute of America. Cash in Aruba. Clandestine Integer Assassination. Carbonated Illigitimate Antiquity. Crass Inaccurate Acronyms.

The CIA and the Iraq war

The official leaked assessment of the CIA was that Saddam had probably some amount of no weapons of mass destruction and therefore might, at a later point, be subject to an invasion by national interests or safety inspectors, who might or might not work for the UN, while some kind of cake was flown in from Africa or Asia on a semi-regular basis and various Middle Eastern despots continued or would have continued in their various ways, from 1990 on, blowing up NYC or the whole party, Dem or Rep - doesn't matter, we're colorblind - with no or not much regard to humanities and proper procedure, being linked to China as they are, the bastards, and that Colin Powell didn't deserve such an enormous budget anyway. And if you want the whole program, the whole show, the whole 60 minutes, well, what do you think you'll get for 50 billion? Heh? Get us a new director. See if we care.