China

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Axis of Evil state in the far east.

China has been exporting evil handicrafts at cut rates for 4000 years.

1 Threat to the Free World
2 Art in China
3 Culture
4 Population
5 International Politics
6 Sex in China
7 US state that comes closest to the real thing

Threat to the Free World

The Chinese will, apparently, own you very soon. There is considerable debate in the Colonies over whether to nuke them or learn Mandarin.

Art in China

Very nice plates.

Culture

All Chinese practice the art of Feng Shui.

Population

About 2 or 3 million. Their number has traditionally been vastly overestimated by western observers because of all the mirrors in Chinese homes.

Soon the Chinese will be in our midst and then it is too late! But does anyone listen? No!

International Politics

The Chinese government practices the art of Geopolitical Feng Shui, i.e. the rearranging of states to ward off evil spirits and create balanced and healthy surroundings.

Sex in China

There are 1300 million Chinese. Where do you think they come from? Brought by the stork? All of China is obviously a giant non-stop orgy, where absolutely anything goes.