Cthulhu
From SomefinkWiki
Cthulhu is one of the terrible entities of pure malice that HP Lovecraft communed with before being skinned alive for his Hamiltonian views. While terrible and maddening to behold, Cthulhu is responsible for some of our best and wittiest aphorisms, a sort of Samuel Johnson of the Olde Gods.
Contents |
A Small Selection of Cthulhu's Witty Sayings
- That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die
- Why vote for the Lesser Evil?
- Fthagn!
- Doh!
- It's Ok, I can't say 'Cheboway', either
Current Whereabouts
Cthulhu is known to reside in R'lyeh, a sunken island in the South Pacific.
It must be noted that the US Navy and the US Air Force conducted a large number of operations, many of them being classified, secret or even top secret, in the South Pacific between 1941 and 1945. Also remarkable is the fact that the development of deep-diving nuclear submarines in the US began immediately after 1945. Another remarkable coincidence is that the testing of nuclear weapons in the South Pacific suddenly ceased in the early 1970s - in other words, after the death of J.Edgar Hoover.
Recent Sightings
The Drudge Report says that Cthulhu has been sighted near Washington, D.C., probably to take over an unmarked office in Congress after the November elections.
External Links
All of the above is true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
