Current events
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The wiki is safe, and young blonde-haired cherubs can drop a gold-watch in a crowded page and come back to it, buck-nekkid, three decades later, and find it sitting there unmolested. And the trains run on time.
Olda News
A kind of Reactionary Tet Offensive has been staged by numerous, evil anonymous users, spurring the glorious State to upgrade the Threat Level to Apricot.
My wiki must lengthen. I feel inadequate with a small wiki.
Zarquon has returned from the desert.
North Korea tests Nucular Weapons.
