Darth Vader

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Description

Mouth Breathing Cyborg, Evil, Black, 1ea. MIL-SPEC 338-903, Date Packed: 05/1977. Unit is equiped with Saber, Light, Red, 1ea M445A2, Lot 3200 Date Packed: 05/1977.

Vader might have something to do with the infamous 9/11 conspiracy, although no proof has been published yet.

In the famous 1977 movie "Star Wars", which inspired the Reagan-era secret space weapons program, Darth Vader was played by Karl Rove.

Famous Quotes

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!"

"I am your daddy"

"Pull my finger"

"Join me Luke, together we can run a small vegetarian restaurant as father and son." (that line was changed in the Special Edition)