Dosomefinkwiki Standards

From SomefinkWiki

Every wiki needs a goddamn page to declare what is kosher and what is kebosh.

Based on an exhaustive review of all Dosomefinkwikidom, it can be determined that:

1. The United States shall not have a wiki page.
2. Any contradictions shall be noted, made worse, but not corrected.
3. Everything must be categorized.
4. All pages in the people category must incorporate the "This is not a/an" joke. So, if you have a good, disgusting, bad, or hot "This is not a/an" joke, just ignore the rules or create some flimsy excuse to add the page to the people category and add the joke.
5. All pages should have picture of a beautiful, half-naked or at least half-naked babe. (Make it a female babe this time, Zarquon.)
6. You are not to fiddle with a page of which you are the subject. (Unless it concerns a Travelift)
7. If an article is actually about somefink and it appears on the Main Page, then you should make note of it using the somefink template so that people don't pooch it up with inanity. Or, pooch it up with inanity just to be specifically annoying 'cause hey, it's anarchy time.
8. All Dosomefinkwikivolk must dilligently keep on guard against the SCHI.
9. 

   

   There are three way to do somefink: the right way, the wrong way...
   

   

   ...and the Dosomefinkwiki way.

Thank you, citizens.

Stats

The Dosomefinkwiki still doesn't get any respect, so here we'll track how it's so much more popular than the forums. And that's before you subtract the gay porn spammers who make the forums even minorly popular.

October 17th, 2006

There have been a total of 30,548 page views, and 2,983 page edits since the wiki was setup. That comes to 1.38 average edits per page, and 10.24 views per edit. Approx. 11.06 people have laughed their ass off while browsing the Dosomefinkwiki. 9 of those were complete morons, the others were a search engine bot and rleete who didn't get the joke but laughed anyway.

November 17th, 2006

There have been a total of 39,013 page views, and 3,223 page edits since the wiki was setup. That comes to 1.45 average edits per page, and 12.10 views per edit.

There are 2,335 total pages in the database. This includes "talk" pages, pages about SomefinkWiki, minimal "stub" pages, redirects, and others that probably don't qualify as content pages. Excluding those, there are 542 pages that are probably legitimate content pages.

Mid July 2007

There are 2,335 total pages in the database. Excluding shit, there are 542 pages that are probably legitimate content pages.

There have been a total of 112,875 page views, and 4,005 page edits since the wiki was setup. That comes to 1.72 average edits per page, and 28.18 views per edit.

There are 27 registered users, of which 2 (or 7.41%) are administrators, none of which are women, or black, and there is only one heathen.