Evil Vista Home Basic Advanced Server Media Center Pocket Edition

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The first vector-based evil, Evil Vista is not only evil in practice, it's also the first evil to be fully 100% evil in hardware requirements.

Platforms

The Evil Hand of Rove is known to be the only system to run smoothly on Evil Vista, although a 16-color C-64 port is under development. Further, there will be a text-only version for Linux systems.

Versions

The Advanced Big Corporation Datacenter Edition 2008 will feature advanced Windows 95-like usability (all MS assistants, wizards and server products disabled by default), so it can be administrated without sending your entire IT staff to a four-year MS training program just to learn how to mount a floppy drive.

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