Jefferson

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Kinda like the Pope was before he turned into a Vampire. Jefferson would instinctively have known the truth about the 9/11 conspiracy if he hadn't been dead at the time.

Jefferson explained

Jefferson is still big in popular culture, although one of the countries he founded must not be named here

"Jefferson? Wow, what a guy. Anytime of the week! Except when he's wearing that stupid wig."

Before the Pope turned into a vampire, not Jefferson. Jefferson died a man, slaying several dozen Hessian assassins sent by Hamilton to burn the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence and Betsy Ross. The exertion of killing several dozen men with his bare hands was too much for the 83-year old, and he collapsed, but through force of will alone held on a hundred and two days, to ensure that he died on the 4th of July, because that's what a real American would do.

If you are the average American, then Thomas Jefferson...

• ...was at least eight times as strong as you.
• ...was several orders of magnitude as smart as you.
• ...got laid so much more than you.
• ...disemboweled a thousand Enemies of the United States, more than you ever will.

Sound Bites

"...the more a subject is understood, the more briefly it may be explained." Thomas Jefferson, 1816

Trivia

Did you know that Lee Marvin was a direct descendant of Jefferson? And now you perhaps understand a little better what kind of man Jefferson really was.