Murmansk

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That one place near Finland. In World War II Churchill was all like, "We'll give Comrade Joe crappy tanks through here." And Comrade Joe was all like, "Dude, just give me stuff or I won't fight." And Hitler was all like, "You guys are, like, the worst. How about I sink all of your boats 'cause I'm on my period?" And Curchill and Comrade Joe were all like, "Whatever." And Hitler was all like, "I have cramping and bloating."