Ninjas

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Kick a lot of ass. There are currently no known Ninjas in the Do Somefink forum.¹

Contents 1 Assasination Methods 2 Mortal Enemies 3 Cars 4 Cooking 5 Other Essential Ninja Weaponry 6 Referees

Assasination Methods

Ninjas traditionally surprise their intended victim with a two-gallon bottle of Sake and invite him/her to empty it together. After the victim passes out, he/she then gets a pair of concrete shoes and is dumped into the next available pool of quicksand. Deforestation and urbanization in large parts of the undeveloped world has had a notable impact on the number of Ninja assasinations in recent years.

Mortal Enemies

• Pirates
• Scientists who secretly work for the CIA.

Cars

Ninjas traditionally drive Volvos, especially the P1800 E.

Cooking

• All Ninjas are masters of Chop Suey
• Seven surprises

Other Essential Ninja Weaponry

[1] Shuriken

Referees

¹Of course, how could you tell if there were any ninjas? You think they'd be posting on the shoutbox about how "in ur shadowz, stabin on ur conus medullariz"?