OV-10
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Only the most badass aeroplane ever to have been conceived.
OV-10's can seat about 20 and can carry up to 48 miniguns all of which can be fitted to fire ninja shooting stars. Hinds are a regular part of an OV-10's diet.
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Trivia
Since it was determined by NASA scientists to be the most pure form of Badassium in existence, the OV-10 is used as the standard for badassness of a person, object or wicked-cool stunt. Stoat, for example, has an OV10 of .22 (Subpar Badassness), while Khan has an OV10 of .84 (Remarkably Badass), as opposed to Pork Rinds, which have an OV10 of .02 (Not Really Badass At All). The mean OV10 of the world is .38 (The Average Badass Constant, or ABC), with a log normal distribution. So far, the OV-10 is the only known thing to have an OV10 of 1.00 (Pure Badass), though this is using the modern, Reifenzellkenheimdersandynskipao method, whereas the old method gives the OV-10A a 1.00 and the OV-10D an implausible 1.13. It's all very complicated, you know, with all manner of statistical calculations involved.
The OV-10 in popular culture
The OV-10 in books
Not mentioned in any book.
The OV-10 in music
The Doors published a song titled OV-10, OV-10, when will we go down together, when? in 1967, but the lyrics were censored by the Pentagon and the song did not appear on any album.
The OV-10 in computer games
None yet. Oh wait, there is an OV-10 in the Vietnam mod for Operation Flashpoint and it is absolutely awesome, but Meeks never played OPF.
The OV-10 in movies
It might probably appear in Rambo IV, but the producer says he hasn't heard of it yet.
