Rleete

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Roger Leete is what rleete (pronounced nipz) stands for. If God had a plan, Roger is the bit the editor forgot to nip in the rough draft stages. It is not entirely for naught, however, as Mr. Leete provides a universal target for scathing hatred and a practical destination for mail delivered pipe bombs.

1 Executive Summary
2 Habits and Stomping Grounds
3 Why we put up with him
4 Beer
5 Cooking
6 Most Likely Cause of Death
7 This is not an rleete

Executive Summary

The Al Capone of lost causes. Notoriously large nipples and an unreasoning hatred of the most beautiful and perfect creation of mankind: The OV-10.

Habits and Stomping Grounds

One of Roger's many hobbies is pretending to be Tankograd.

rleete is well known for starting a project every 43 minutes. Unfortunately for those around him, he only completes a project every 3 millenia. Experts predict that by 2012, all of Rochester, New York will be buried in a 35 foot thick pile of refuse originating at the Leete household. As has been mentioned, he lives in suburban Rochester, though his drunken wanderings often take him as far as Manitoba before he is tranq'ed by big game hunters following his stink trail. Once made it all the way to London but was corralled by Andreas and gang in some shabby pub. Is often heard to utter, "anyone wanna help me build a ...?"

Why we put up with him

Polling information is inconclusive, but all signs point to an apparent lack of worth being his only admirable trait. It seems he is kept around only to remind ourselves that it could be worse, I mean, look at that guy.

Beer

Roger is a big fan of stouts and porters, none of that frilly pilsner for he that is man. Mr. Leete often can be found getting buzzed while typing incredulously dull things in the dosomefink chat room.

Cooking

After self-publishing his "101 low-calorie Wehrmacht recipes for bachelors" cookbook, he is currently working on "101 Viet Cong recipes to make your mouth water". We're especially curious about his ideas for "Rat Chop Suey" and "Meat Grinder a la Surprise"!