Shit covered hand of illiteracy

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Little is known about the mysterious, cyclopian Shit Covered Hand of Illiteracy (SCHI) except the following:

1. Drives poor Stoat to distraction.
2. Not possessed by Elijah Meeks who sometimes comes along and makes up for the SCHI through creative editing.
3. Makes hopeless paranoiacs think that anyone who edits a page after the SCHI, is the SCHI.
4. Capable of evoking some of the most disgusting pictures ever produced in Ol' Virginny.
5. Probably not the most pleasant-smelling thing (Note, this is conjecture).
6. Is obsessed with some Catholic girl's trench.

This is not the shit covered hand of illiteracy

I can't read a single word of this shit all over my hand.

This very cool artist has more work that can be seen here