Seanachai

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Also known as "the Bard" or "the Gnome", Seanachai is a fictional character created by Gyrene and used in online morality plays to explain the existence of Hate.

Also the single largest consumer of beer nuts in recorded history and now known as the SomefinkWiki's biggest attractor of penis-enhancing spam.

Seanachai - RPG character or just a tragic misunderstanding between his parents? YOU decide! Yeah, he wishes he was that skinny and that tan.

1 Known functions
2 Claims to fame
3 Executive Summary
4 Bile
5 Patrilineal Parsimony
6 This is not a Seanachai
7 External Links

Known functions

Transporting large amounts of alcohol from bottle to urinal via his liver, producing a methane signature identical to a Simmental heifer, and mocking organized religion by wearing a pair of dirty briefs as a yarmulke while eating bacon with his feet nailed to a 1x4 oaken board.

Claims to fame

Seanachai personally invented the term 'fecking' (adj.).
Knows enough to fill the island of Austrailia, about pleasing men.
Only man to successfully ban himself from the Battlefront Forum. See: rudel.dietrich.

Executive Summary

Strong sell.

Oftentimes, passers-by are surprised to find out that Seanachai and Gyrene were grown in the same vat. Some consider Seanachai to a talented writer, others think he makes a good RPG sample character name, while others think him to be an only servicable gyrocopter.

Bile

It is too bad that one can only read bile when it is spitted out upon a piece of paper, rather than when it is festering inside one's rotten gullet. This is known as Tragedy.

Patrilineal Parsimony

Apparently required by his dead father to become an investment banker or professional mime. Refused, after which said dead father chopped off his hand and told him, "Pick up all the power converters you want, nancy boy!"