Sex

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Swamps, like sex, are hot, dangerous, disease-infested and nasty, good fun.

The fun part of procreation. Often performed by amateurs.

Since the Internet was originally invented to distribute pictures of good-looking naked young women, sex is still the single most important factor for the success of any online medium. Like, for example, a wiki.

Sex is the main reason why cross-eyed, unathletic teenagers become philosophers.