Stoat
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Stoat (pronounced Stow-AT, with a heavy, glottal stop during the AT) is rather oddish looking and remarkably lazy1. In between his not-contributing to the wiki and not-playing Bughunter, he likes to manufacture the following industrial goods:
- sock suspenders
- the mainstream media
- broccoflower
- igloos, canoes and voodoo
- bobos, hobos and rainbows
- sporks
Cool Facts:
- Stoat's nickname is Apple
- Stoat was last spotted lifting his skirt in an alley in Marseilles, IL
- Stoat does not like Liv Tyler
- Stoat hates anonymous users. Hates them more than a bear hates Gyrene's car.
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Executive Summary
The Professor Moriarty of punk.
Stoat as Bug
Stoat plays the alien side in Bughunter and does so with aplomb, bringing toothy rage and barbecue sauce-covered death to his marine opponents. He also tends to name his gloops after forum members, which is either biting (no pun intended)social commentary or simply sign of an anemic imagination.
Stoat and the Pope
Stoat takes things far more seriously than, say, Mace or Seanachai but not as seriously as, um, Ghandi or the Pope. Speaking of which, Stoat has started numerous petitions to rename Vatican City into, variously, Popeopolis, Popetown, Pappyville and/or Padre Island.
Stoat According to Gyrene
"I think Stoat is really a group of four middle aged men and four middle aged women."
Cooking
Unknown. Probably gets a packet from his mom once a month. Has been known to eat crow from time to time.
Stoat is young and tender and therefore best prepared with a dry heat (ie - roasting, grilling, etc.)
This is not a Stoat
Notes
- Bugged has been known to comment on his manly physique when she is drunk on pickle brine. Which is way more often than you would expect from someone who's never been pregnant.
