The Dukes of Hamaas

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Two young Palestinian cousins fight against the corrupt local Major Rosco and the white-suited Boss Rumsfeld.

"Jiiiii-had!!!"

1 Synopsis
2 Characters
3 Common Plot Threads
4 Notorious For
5 Why Don't Them Duke Boys Never Use Guns?
6 Little-Known Spin-offs

Synopsis

Just some Sunni boys, never meanin' no harm...

Beats all you ever saw, been a prayin' to Allah

Since the day they was born.

Characters

Muhhamed (Mo') and Farouq Duke - Two cousins trying to make their way in rural Al-Haaza'rd county.

Uncle Saddam - Once friends with Boss Rumsfeld, he gives the boys valuable advice on livin' and lovin' and learnin' in occupied Iraq.

Cousin Desi - From South Asia, known for her incredibly skimpy Burkas.

Major Rosco Purvis Coltrane - The bumbling US Marine officer who's always tryin' to catch them Duke boys, but they always give him the slip.

Boss Rumsfeld - Known for his white Humvee, complete with bulls' horns as a hood ornament.

Until season three, the General Ali was portrayed as a historically accurate Mercedes 240D.

Common Plot Threads

Boss Rumsfeld wants to frame the Duke boys for blowin' up an oil refinery, but Cousin Desi uses her amazing sexual charm to rescue her cousins.
The Duke boys have to save an orphanage by bootlegging 7.62mm ammunition to the Kurds. Rosco chases them through the desert and spins out, yelling, "Sheee-oot! I'll get them Duke boys!!!"
Boss Rumsfeld's identical twin brother comes to Al-Haaza'rd county and the Duke boys help him repair infrastructure and establish educational outreach among underrepresented communities. Rosco yells, "Sheee-oot! I'll get them NGOs and them Duke boys!!!" But doesn't.

Notorious For

"Ia ia! Fthnagn shogn'bth Duke boys!!!"

Leaping over enormous precipices in their car, a tricked out Mercedes 240D Sedan, painted green--with a crescent on the top--and called the General Ali. When performing such stunts, the two boys always yell out, "Jiiiiii-haaaaad!!!!" Rosco's Humvee invariably spins out or crashes and he yells, "Sheee-oot! I'll get them Duke boys!!!"

Why Don't Them Duke Boys Never Use Guns?

Oh come on. IEDs, peroxide, nail clippers, boxcutters, passenger jets, SUVs and scimitars, sure. But when was the last time you ever heard of a Muslim killing somebody with a gun?