Wikifascist
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Market forces have been shown by the finest state thinkers to create a dull and reactive wiki. Modern science, along with state-directed anthropological research, has conclusively proven that, as our genetically pure ancestors instinctively understood, the proper growth of a wiki must be directed through strong, nurturing, patriarchal hands. Woe to the wiki what wallows without power wielded well.
What does the enemy look like, oh teacher?
Oftentimes, an enemy will not even show their face, hiding behind the cloak of IP addresses given generously by the Wiktator. Anyone could be an anonymous user. Why, your neighbor could be posting anonymously right now, or your coworker or even your own parent. We must remain dilligent, to prevent the anonymous poster from sapping our righteous duty to the wikistate.
While the wikifascists hoard more and more information, the people, who create all information, grow dumber with each day!
What might the enemy say, oh benificent one?
Oh, something like this: "I weep for what you have become, Elijah Meeks. That a lad of such promise, though plagued with nasally voice, would descend beyond mere condescension and arrive on the cusp of totalitarianism itself. Maybe they like this kind of thing in the backcountry, but they also liked segregation in the backcountry. For shame."
or
"Meeks is the killer of free speech. He despises the U.S. and prevents the people from speeking freely.
Dosomefink Wikipedia must be free!!!
Free the Wikipedia before he makes it Dosomephink. The Wiki is dying. Long live the Wiki."
